it was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Butterflies are in the garden, the birds are singing, and the Sun is still shining it's last ray of sunshine for the day. Truly, it was an afternoon to enjoy...
"We should watch porn!"
"What the --?? Porn? As this time of the day? Are you crazy?"
"When was he not crazy?"
"Shut up TL, it's a great afternoon. What else are we going to do?"
"Well, we could write what we're really feeling in our blog..."
"You mean what YOU'RE really feeling..."
"...Or we could watch some movies that we downloaded, or we could send a message to boyfie, or we could reach out and talk to those folks that we're trying to ignore..."
"You mean HIM, not THEM"
"Yes, him or any of those things instead of watching porn!"
"Shut up you two. DK, you're right, this is not a day to mope around, nursing our bruised ego. We should go to the gym and work out."
"Yes, we should go to the gym so we could ogle some hotties that we could think about when we masturbate later!"
"Eeewww! Is that all that's on your mind DK? Sex, sex, sex and more sex? No wonder you look like a troll"
"Speak for yourself, you stupid-ass-he-likes-them-more-than-he-likes-me-so-I'll-just-cry-myself-to-sleep fucker"
"I said shush it. We will go to the gym and workout. That's it. If we see someone worth looking it, then we can fantasize about them later. But for now, the goal is to enjoy this wonderful weather."
...I ended up in bed, all day, playing online games on my iPad.
to be continued...
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